Sunday, February 06, 2005

Back to the 1950's for you Suki...

It seems I have been identified as a suspected uppity woman.
What is that van outside my house doing?

11 Comments:

Blogger Kartar said...

Don't panic about the van but I'd be a little concerned if you start to see black helicopters. Or Marcel White hanging around outside your house and keeping an eye on your uterus.

8:50 pm  
Blogger weezil said...

Kartar, don't be silly; MW doesn't want to look at uteri, he just wants to make the rules for them.

-weez

11:57 pm  
Blogger suki said...

Kartar,
I am not in the least concerned by people like Marcel.

My home is secure, I snarl and swipe, my partner bites, I have five trained attack rats, three brothers and the girl-child is a prize winning weaponry expert.

It's changes to existing Legislation with intent to reduce a woman's right to choose that scares me.
The new Senate is going to be terrifying...

12:34 am  
Blogger Marcel said...

Sorry to dissapoint Suki, I'm still in sunny Melbourne. If you ever saw me around Sydney it would probably be because I came to see new year's Cricket or watch the Hawks play the Swans.

Your Orwellian society fear will not eventuate. At least you'll never be yanked out of your warm home, without notice, and thrown on the street, being left to perish, never knowing who had caused your demise. Meanwhile, the talking heads on Government Corner discuss what a great 'choice' they made, as the clock strikes thirteen, in demolishing your house and ending your fleeting life. No, nothing Orwellian to fear.

12:44 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nope, no stalkers here! No siree!

2:04 am  
Blogger suki said...

Marcel White,

NOTICE OF TERMINATIONPlease be advised that your services are no longer needed at Suki has an Opinion.

Your work is substandard, you show no respect for logic, your straw man arguments are wearing thin and you have been found guilty of harassing female employees.

You hold the record for the shortest employee and your demise will make room for a person of intellect and tolerance.

You have until lunchtime to collect your things and go.

If you are found on the premises, you will be dealt with by the delete-comment patrol.
Understood!

-Suki Lombard, CEO.

7:50 am  
Blogger Kartar said...

I think you're being unreasonable Suki. Marcel is clearly mentally ill and needs to avail himself of the organisation's Employee Support and Therapy Program lest he lodge an unfair dismissal claim on you. :)

11:36 am  
Blogger suki said...

Kartar,
Marcel was on a contract with SHAO.
His contract was up for renewal and we chose (love that word) not to extend him.

SHAO has a staff of three, and MW was found guilty of sexual harassment, therefore protection under Unfair dismissal Legislation will not apply.

If you are concerned for his welfare, please know that he is free to be wait-listed for Community Services, as we indeed all are.

We have decided not to direct Marcel to one or other of the options as we here at SHAO feel that Marcel should be free to make his own choice.

7:17 pm  
Blogger Kartar said...

I honestly think Marcel doesn't want to be free to make his own choice. He doesn't think anyone else should be free to.

1:27 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suki,

You should get an AVO on MW if he keeps hassling you.

He does not understand "NO" and "GO AWAY" and he has no respect for women's wishes. This is abuse!

Hi moans about abortion but do you hear about him getting a vasectomy? No, it's all OUR fault because women won't let MW and the late Pope Lip-Synch II operate our bits. Poor messed up kid, I hope he catches on someday.

cheers

a Happy Girl with a Free and Empty Uterus

11:45 am  
Blogger suki said...

well put Anonymous,
That makes two gloriously-choosing-empty women...and together we will educate our realm.

6:38 pm  

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