Sunday, February 20, 2005

Ever had to do too much overtime because management can't manage time? This is what goes through my mind...

I'd rather be blogging.
I'd rather be drinking coffee.
I have an urge to curse.
My favourite swearword is turd with unflushable in front of it.

9 Comments:

Blogger The IVD said...

My favourite swearword is fuck.

Swearing is fun, I do it often and loudly.

Fuck the profound, I'll take the profane.

5:48 pm  
Blogger suki said...

My workplace is very straight. A colleague took a lecture for saying bugger.

I like to swear in my other language in earshot of this humourless guy (who seems to have become the swearing police) and watch him fume.

As my brother says (in his somewhat deconstructionist way),
"Learn the language ya cunt"

6:50 pm  
Blogger Jellyfish said...

Yeah, in those situations, coffee *really is* your friend.

I'm quite partial to 'cock'. It can be used in so many good ways. Cocked, cocking, cocktard, cocksome.

6:51 pm  
Blogger Gerry said...

Aw fuck !

10:52 pm  
Blogger suki said...

useful also jellyfish, for the NSW Roosters fans...
"We will beat them
with our cocks!"

10:54 pm  
Blogger Kartar said...

I am partial to 'fucktard' and 'fuckwad'. So very expressive.

12:01 am  
Blogger weezil said...

Being that I am an alumnus of the Dr. Hunter S. Thompson School of Gonzo Journalism (magna cum loud)I am most impressed with combination or complex expletives, but finding JUST the right term for the job is often challenging.

In example, on my blog, I'm writing about a couple of pre-pubescent neo-nazi 'I am screaming for attention and psychological help' type morons at the moment.

I hesitate to call them 'fucktards' given the one of the roots of that term would be 'retard.' I do not wish to offend mentally ill or learning disabled people by comparing Iron Nazi Darren and his mate Goober to the mentally handicapped. No, they can't be fucktards.

Their prepubescent nature removes any possibility of manly machismo, so they are not 'cocks' either.

I think these boys may indeed have earned the grand old Murkan diminuitive invective 'peckerwood' or its Australian equivalent, 'fuckwit.'

And you can fucking blow me if you don't like it, you goddamned motherfucking two-bit son-of-a-whore.

-weez

2:40 am  
Blogger Ron said...

I was going to write pre-fuckwits, weez, but those guys are way past that stage.

3:19 pm  
Anonymous tony said...

Turd is my favourite too. I normally add the word 'steaming' in front for extra effect.

5:17 pm  

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