Friday, April 01, 2005

Merriwa pharmacist pitches tent next to horny citizens outside Mayor's office.

A pharmacist, in rural NSW was today surprised to find that all the good camping sites outside the Mayor's office had already been staked out by residents of the town of Merriwa.

News just in reports that people described as
"sex-obsessed, coquettish, flirty, libidinous, nymphomaniac, philandering, floozies, harlots, hookers, loose women, molls, painted women, party girls, scarlet women, sluts, streetwalkers, strumpets, tarts, tramps, trollops, and whores were seen frollicking in readiness for the arrival of the postie."
Bill, a local, commented on the scene by saying:
"I haven't seen so many happy people since the drought of '53 broke."

Image from here

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the Cambridge Folk Festival, many years ago.

Walking through the campsite early one morning I saw a very grey faced woman drag her body half out of a tent and vomit into a wellington boot.

- barista

3:36 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weren't those the days when we could get good smack!
Now we can't even get a franga.

7:50 pm  

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