Saturday, April 16, 2005

Tony Abbott plagued by ineptitude and a lack of credibility

Tony Abbott has displayed a flat affect since DNA was gathered that showed that he is not the father of his then girlfriend's child.
Looking at him I would postulate that his treating Doctor has prescribed benzodiazepines.

Martyrdom is not your forte Tony, frankly you are far too much a of an insufferable mendacious prick.

Whilst I'm sympathetic to the numbing effect of your obvious personal pain, I have no time for your performance as Health Minister. Park it or drive it.
Take sick leave Tony or better still resign.

4 Comments:

Blogger Nic White said...

Trackback replacement:

http://52nd.blogspot.com/2005/04/off-with-their-heads.html

10:06 pm  
Blogger Gregory said...

So when Laurie Oakes asked him if he'd considered resigning, Abbott answered: "obviously the thought goes through your head", to which I can only say, yes, it did go through my head, but did it go through yours? And if it did, why didn't you follow through? Please.

3:56 pm  
Blogger suki said...

'Please' indeed gregory!
The I should resign queue to see HoWARd would be getting quite long - Vanstone, Downer, Ruddock, Abbott...

5:40 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is very fine. Oh yes.

Personally I think it should go through his head like a lance with a brick attached on a piece of wire.

Szzzwittt.... thwack.

- barista

4:38 pm  

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